Yes, I'm really that dumb
Ok, so I hosed this site. Boo me. I will be attempting to repost some of the original posts, manually entering the original time they were posted to recover my archive.
Unfortunately, all comments are lost. I have them, I just don't have a way to put them back with the posts. Sorry. Like I said, I really am that dumb.
Mental note: Just stick with one tool; the tools just don't play well together.