Stupidest... line... ever

This line takes the cake, and makes me reflect that, while I live in the alternate reality of Ann Arbor, I don't live in the City (that's San Francisco). Why is that important? Because of lines like this:

While the goal is reducing plastic bag pollution, paper was added so as not to discriminate.

Thank god all those paper bags aren't being discriminated against. Well done, San Francisco.

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