Seriously though, what are you really looking for when you search for some of these strings?
- what is a disjointed sentence (uh oh, time to polish my writing a bit)
- brucewillis.com (I think that's a compliment)
- mr. mufflesworth (???)
- childishness doing pee (my favorite, going here, I think)
Ah, the awe and mystery of the Internet.