(with apologies to anyone who actually can code)
function toViewOrNotToView (seeFilmInTheatre) {
int fanboi = 0;
int literalism = 1;
int alteredState = 0;
int mentalAcuity = 1;
//note, we can't let mentalAcuity dip below 1 to operate machinery safely
if (fanboi == 1 && alteredState ==1) {
return 1;
fanboi--;
mentalAcuity--;
}
elseif (fanboi ==0 && alteredState == 1) {
return 1;
alteredstate = 0;
mentalAcuity--;
}
elseif (fanboi == 0 && alteredState == 0 && literalism == 1) {
return 0;
alert ("How many more films must George Lucas ruin before he is stopped?");
//I know we're not subtracting from mentalAcuity
//here, but that should be covered in the viewDVDAtHome function
}
}
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be. - William Hazlitt
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