One Function Review of the New Indiana Jones movie.

(with apologies to anyone who actually can code)

function toViewOrNotToView (seeFilmInTheatre) {

int fanboi = 0;
int literalism = 1;
int alteredState = 0;
int mentalAcuity = 1;

//note, we can't let mentalAcuity dip below 1 to operate machinery safely

if (fanboi == 1 && alteredState ==1) {
return 1;
fanboi--;
mentalAcuity--;

}

elseif (fanboi ==0 && alteredState == 1) {
return 1;
alteredstate = 0;
mentalAcuity--;

}

elseif (fanboi == 0 && alteredState == 0 && literalism == 1) {
return 0;
alert ("How many more films must George Lucas ruin before he is stopped?");

//I know we're not subtracting from mentalAcuity
//here, but that should be covered in the viewDVDAtHome function

}

}