Things You Must Read: "Dude, I Totally Unmarried You Just Now"
However, unlike any marriages on my list, the real, legal and actual same-sex marriages in California are in danger of being destroyed by people who aren’t actually in them. There is no initiative on the California November ballot to “protect” marriage from already-married Creed fans or Pepsi drinkers. There will be one to “protect” marriage from already-married same-sex couples.
Which is to say: Isn’t it funny how some people are going so far out of their way to destroy marriages they say they don’t believe actually exist.
Well, now, that's an interesting little quandary. Click through to read the entire article; it's funny and brilliant. This whole "gay marriage" thing is completely out of control; can we just, for once, let it go and let people get on with losing half their crap, no matter who they're splitting their assets with?
Note to heteros: homosexuals entering into a legally binding contract in no way diminishes the validity or meaning of your legally binding contract. Moaning about "gay marriage" demeaning the "sanctity" of marriage as a whole is like saying that, because gays are allowed to have a mortgage, your mortgage is of less value (try and sell that one to the bank). Down with gay mortgages!
This post brought to you by a double entendre, more than a few Beavis and Butthead-style giggles, and the letter "V". Oh, and Creed sucks ass. Oh, I almost forgot. Search Google for "gay marriage california" (or click here, yah lazy bum). Rainbow sidebars!
Also, anyone who even starts a refutation which invokes religion or wingnut rhetoric will be either a) mocked mercilessly or b) have their comment deleted; depends how frisky I'm feeling.
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